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center]Types of Girls Computer Humor-----
CD-ROM GIRLS She is always faster and faster.
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EMAIL GIRLS Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
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HARD DISK GIRLS She remembers everything, FOREVER
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INTERNET GIRLS Difficult to access
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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS She make horrible thing look beautiful
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SCREENSAVER GIRLS She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
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RAM GIRLS She forget about you, the moment turn her off
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WINDOW GIRLSEveryone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
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VIRUS GIRLS Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything[/center]